Speak slang?

[Zerotonine]

Well, do you?

Just a few notes;

Hello = Hou Lyk Jou Guavaz?
Goodbye = Shot
Stay = Blom
Go = Vie
Angry = Chip Attack
Cool = Qwie
You Stupid = Jou Fucknut
No = I Didn't Done It
You pervert = Jou Nigh!
Sex = Nigh
What Are you laughing at? = Whatchalaffin'

Its basically just hoody talk, and I understand in different countries they have different slang. I wanna hear more.